Now I decided I would solve the mystery
about that flying saucer scare
'bout the UFO's people been seing.
And what's goin' on up there?
So I went to the most likely place,
Where I thought they'd come around.
Took a peanut butter sandwich and my binoculars.
And thought I'd have a sit-down.
To wait that is.
Then suddenly I saw it.
Doing about ten thousand miles a curve
Quiet landed right beside me.
And a strange voice said:
"Good evening, sir."
If I knew that you were a man like me,
and you liked rock 'n' roll,
I'd have come to see you, friend,
a long long time ago.